Transportation, Gross and Kids: Biohazard on wheels

Biohazard on wheels

By longdrive - 25/07/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, my sister and I drove 800 miles with her five-year-old, her two-year-old, and her two dogs. The two-year-old got carsick five times, adding an extra three hours to the trip. The kicker? My sister is sympathy spewer and neither of them chews food very well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 114

You deserved it 3 590

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By WolfieJL - 18/05/2014 07:51 - United States

Today, my two year-old puked in the backseat of the car. When we stopped to clean her up, she scooped up the vomit by the handful and threw it at my head. I had an almost two-hour drive before I could wash the smell off myself. FML

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You deserved it 5 455

By Anonymous - 23/08/2019 00:01

Today, I spent five hours in the back seat of a car with two dogs. Both had been sprayed by a skunk earlier in the day. One had a gas problem. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 725

You deserved it 212

By grace - 13/08/2015 14:54 - United States - New York

Today, I had to ride in the back seat of a car, next to a large, hyperactive dog who experiences nervous bowel movements. FML

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You deserved it 1 660

Driving me mad

By Username - 06/07/2010 22:21 - France

Today, at the crack of dawn, I started a 700-mile road trip with my three children. So far, I've stopped four times, settled several arguments, cleaned up spilled yogurt and melted silly putty. 130 miles down, 570 to go. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 067

You deserved it 12 726

Road trip

By fmmlll - 18/10/2010 08:56 - United States

Today, I'm going on an 8-hour drive with my insane family. This usually means screaming arguments, graphic conversations about my dad's pubes, some karaoke, plenty of farting, some stale Pringles, and an obese golden retriever on my lap the entire time. Arizona, here we come. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 477

You deserved it 4 093

By Anonymous - 11/02/2014 19:10 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, I discovered that when one of my toddlers throws up, the other sympathy-pukes too, and that this continues until they're both empty. I guess my car is going to stink of vomit for a while. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 392

You deserved it 3 709

By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 13:51 - United States - Pottstown

Today, I thought it would be funny to fart next to my brother in the car. Apparently, his carsickness is exacerbated by strong smells. I now know what it feels like to have lap full of vomit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 637

You deserved it 38 971

By Anonymous - 14/11/2016 03:35

Today, I flew 1800 km with my two small children to a remote northern village for work. Our bags were lost, leaving us without winter gear and only one change of clothes. Just to make things extra fun, we now all have uncontrollable vomiting and diarrhea. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 106

You deserved it 1 050

By Noname - 15/10/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, my younger sister's dog broke its leg. The vets are closed today so instead of going on a date with a girl I have been trying to get for at least 2 years, I need to carry an 80 lb. dog that hates me, up and down the stairs. I already got bit twice. FML

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You deserved it 3 490

By SocietyToday - 27/08/2017 13:00

Today, I was grocery shopping with my older sister. An elderly couple passed, and the man pointed to my sister, saying, "She LOVES to eat." My sister is 7 months pregnant, and I had to spend the next hour comforting her as she bawled her eyes out because of an off-hand comment from a stranger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 101

You deserved it 305

Pleasure_Pirate 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 16:09

Take a plane next time.

katTKD 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 17:20

17- "One who vomits upon seeing, hearing, and/or, smelling someone else vomit despite any physical ailment" gotta love urban dictionary :)

Comments

loserboii 11

Sunday 25 July 2010 16:06

Did the dog throw up on you?

mageoreh 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 16:14

No, on the baby.

tweetbaby14 18

Sunday 25 July 2010 16:18

the dog didn't throw up at all it was the kid

Slappyzezima 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 16:22

what the hell is a sympathy spewer?

xaxtonx319 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 16:57

in mexico, food chews you!

XxXMetalChicXxX 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 16:59

should have thrown the baby out of the window

parii 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 17:01

ewwww

katplayer 4

Sunday 25 July 2010 17:13

Even if you aren't familiar with the term, is it that hard to figure it out? Or go to UrbanDictionary? Or maybe even Google? Really.

katTKD 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 17:20

17- "One who vomits upon seeing, hearing, and/or, smelling someone else vomit despite any physical ailment" gotta love urban dictionary :)

greeneyedgoalie7 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 17:21

Comment moderated.

kewlster1 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 18:18

u guys confuse me .. fyl I guess haha

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 25 July 2010 18:40

800 miles? that's a trip from new York to Chicago

SexiAmber1990 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 18:46

someone who pukes at the sight of seeing someone else puke

SeanFredrick 3

Sunday 25 July 2010 18:58

Go to dollar store pick up two trash cans and five air fresheners and some benodrl and tums

mfmylifesrsly 29

Sunday 25 July 2010 20:34

this reminds me of the time i threw up in that water fountain at Fiesta

smileanyway 0

Monday 26 July 2010 0:23

I dont know what OP is complaining about, they were vomiting, which is a horrible gross feeling. But It all adds to the fun and games of family cartrips!

pajamurao 0

Monday 26 July 2010 0:57

hahaha once I found out what a sympathy spewer was (thanks to urban dictionary) it all made sense.

meisje5775 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 15:31

Get over yourself.

IRock123456789 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 6:25

haha lol !!! this FML is soo stupid !!

Pleasure_Pirate 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 16:09

Take a plane next time.

thesunsetglow_fml 8

Sunday 25 July 2010 17:30

So the sister and baby can puke on the plane too?

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Sunday 25 July 2010 22:48

At least they have barf bags, and pay other people to clean up any misses.

Jhonny_C123 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 16:09

fyl complety

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Sunday 25 July 2010 16:38

Pshh, AC? It's all about Inter!

JBmm 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 16:12

yeah,fyl :( nothing u could do about it

JackedUpOnMtnDew 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 16:12

Whats a "sympathy spewer"?

pohtaytoh 0

Friday 8 June 2012 15:50

someone who pukes when someone else does so that person doesn't feel weird about being the only one puking. I don't think it's possible to control

muffman 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 16:13

haha tht sukz!!

JBmm 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 16:14

love ur pic #5

JackedUpOnMtnDew 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 16:17

Thanks iicaptain! @Pendatik-Guess he beat ya too it :P

kocoman500 2

Sunday 25 July 2010 16:44

wait I don't get the last part... but fyl (from what I understand)

scroojilicious 1

Sunday 25 July 2010 16:51

lol @ people being confused over sympathy spewer. anyhoo, take vomit bags next time. at least u won't have to see chunks of food to deduce they don't chew well. eww.